After my somewhat botched attempt to invade Eel Pie Island I have managed to secure the British Army as my allies.

This is big news.

I now have access to over 103,000 soldiers and a total military spend of about 32.1 billion dollars a year…that’s quite a lot of planes and tanks. As long as I continue to pay my taxes to Britain my country will sit in the top five for military expenditure…have some of that France.